Summer of Slushies

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Started Today at 3:00 PM

Serving up good vibes All Friday long (or until it's gone!)

Bring a friend. There's plenty to go around.

FLAVOR HISTORY

Good times & great flavors.

VOTE: NEXT FLAVOR

Democracy, but frozen.

FAQ

What is this?

A joke.

Is this really sponsored by Squarespace?

No.

Are there really slushies?

Yes.

What is "Branko?"

Jessie Bricker + Joe Wanko = Branko

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